Some days my life seems.... a little unreal.

How else can you explain the picture to the left? The hottest new iPhone and one of the hottest new Android phones bought by the same person within an hour of each other.

And why? Not because I'm going to use them. Oh no. So we can debug some stuff on them.

Weirdest conversation with the guy at the Apple Store too:

Me: Hi, I'd like to buy an iPhone 4S!

Genius: OK, what carrier do you want? Sprint? Verizon? AT&T?

Me: I don't care. Whichever you have in stock.

Genius: Er, OK. Well what size do you want? 16GB? 32GB?

Me: Whichever is cheapest.

Genius: Ah, OK. And, uh...what color do you want?

Me: I don't care. Whatever you have in stock.

Genius: Really? Most people ... whatever, OK --

Me: No wait, white. [After realizing all our other iPhones are black, so white will help us tell them apart more easily. Who's the Genius now??]

Genius: Ok, white. Well you're in luck, we have just a couple in stock. These things have been selling out really fast.

Me: That's awesome, thanks. What's your return policy again?

The guy must have thought I was a freaking lunatic.

Actually I'm being kind of a jerk about it -- Sorry, I'm sleepy. It's actually a really sweet phone. So's the S2. The nerd in me would be drooling over getting a chance to play with both of these puppies. If I weren't so busy. And if my credit card weren't emitting low moans of ultimate pain and suffereing from inside my wallet.

SHH! Bad credit card!